tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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It’s a BLANK FLANK!!

richintheheart:

 

this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog

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1. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why?
-Eh I don really ave a prefference heh.

2. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go?
-Dis cute leetle ting, I forget er name bu it was years ago an I tink it went pretty damn well, she came back fo mor.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go?
-Der was dis one time, an da guy didn’ wanna do it again aftawards. I tink I was too rough wit em. Again I don remember da name, dis was so long ago.

4. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?
-*looks around to see if Carlia is listening* I wanna try turnin Carlia inta a troll girl jus ta see how dat go. I luv her ta death mon don eva tink ottawise! But jus someting I tink about. I will neva try it unless she wants ta.

5. What was the wildest thing you’ve ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
-Der was dis voodoo ting wit a group oh trolls an we had a boar sacrificed avin a big ol’ orgy in its blood. I aven’t a clue who was all der, mostly people I didn’ know. Dat night was pretty wild I tink.

6. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (Bondage, Fantasy Play, etc.) Why do you like it?
-*smirks* oh da tings Carlia lets me do on a daily basis, I still don’ tink she all human mon. Sometimes I be tinkin she has sometin else in er. Besides me haha!

7. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do?
-Oh yeah mon der be tings. I won do blood again, dat is behind me. I won’ do shit eitha! No’ting gross mon!

8. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?
-Ya mon, my gurl be Carlia an I don know how we work but I luv her alot. She be da smartest, strongest and most interesting womon I eva known. She be sexy and adventurous, she gots dese tits dat rival da woman of my tribe! An dat booty mon, ain’ no booty like ers.

9. What is the perfect romantic date?
-Eh, dis be kinda hard ta tink about. I guess jus a quiet evenin alone wit her, maybeh walkin along da beach or skinny dippin in a secluded spring. I don know I don tink about dat stuff mon!

10. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you.
-Well she may not be da most romantic bu I can no tink of anyone else. She can be romantic witout realisin’

11. Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening?
-We be married mon! Mated, what ave ju! We be tied tagetha foreva an we ave a kid! Da cutest ting ta eva walk on Azeroth mon! I’d luv ta ave more heh.

12. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why?
-I don undastand dis question. If der no intimacy in sex dan isn’t it rape mon?

13. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.)
-Didn’ I jus say I be married? Wit a kid an everyting?

14. What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you loved?
-Der be many tings I ain’t proud of, I don’ tink I can pick a worst. I do my best ta make up for my mistakes all da time.

1. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why?
-I’m straight as an arrow, pun intended by the way.
2. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go?
-I don’t even remember the guy’s name, he was a paladin being all sweet to me got me out of my clothes and it fucking hurt. He didn’t even please me at all, and that was the story of my fucking life until I met other races. Human guys learn a woman’s body! We like to be pleased too!

3. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go?
-Nope, I can masterbate on my own I don’t need help.

4. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?
-I don’t know about most hidden cause that isn’t my style but I’ve always fantasized about being done by two guys…as of if I’d ever try that I’m going to go with no my lover would not really like that a whole lot…

5. What was the wildest thing you’ve ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
-Well I can think of one *looks at Bezlok*

6. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (Bondage, Fantasy Play, etc.) Why do you like it?
-Oh Light what haven’t we done yet? With his stamina I’m sure we’ve done it all multiple times to be considered regularly.

7. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do?
-ugh there is a couple, I won’t do beast, fecal, choking and major pain. I’m not a fan of pain I like pleasure.

8. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?
-Yes, his name is Ambassador Bezlok Moontusk. He is amazing, it is hard to remember what life was like before him because it is so wonderful now. We have our moments of tiffs but overall I love him very much. Is it strange that I do find a troll attractive? To me he is extremely sexy.

9. What is the perfect romantic date?
-Hmm, see I’m not really a romantic kind of gal so this is hard. I know Bezlok loves romance, I think he just likes to show off making me feel special and I will not complain at all it is nice to feel that way when you were brought up to feel useless.
-I guess the perfect romantic date would be me and him having dinner on a bluff overlooking the beautiful landscape of somewhere I haven’t been watching the sun set over the ocean. Just the two of us and he offers me one of his poorly made jewelry pieces that he is embarressed to show. It may not be to my quality standard of jewelry that I would sell but I can’t put a price on it, it is just so beautiful to me because he worked so hard to make it for me even though it isn’t his thing he knows I love to do it and he tries for me. And we just lay under the stars and the beautiful full moon and just talk all night. Probably escalades into something else but that isn’t romantic that is just sexy.

10. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you.
-Bezlok, there is no one else, or no one else who is a romantic is interested in me and I can’t think of being with anyone else anymore.

11. Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening?
-We did and I have one so far and she is beautiful! I hope we can have more, I’m sure Bezlok won’t mind he adores his daughter *smiles*

12. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why?
-How do you have one without the other I don’t understand? Sex is pretty intimate or is my common getting muddled with all the orcish I’ve been speaking?

13. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.)
-Well since you asked who I’m currently with I’ll assume you mean before, which there wasn’t really ever a relationship before Bezlok. Everything else was always just one night stands and they sucked and not in the good way!

14. What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you loved?
-Leaving…I wish I could take it back but at the same time I had to if I didn’t he wouldn’t be here to go back to.